Kristin: Vanslutwagon [aka ALLEGED girlfriend of JHutch], ruining David's nights since 5/9/2012.
Me: Fucking whore, I HATE HER
Kristin: Apparently, she hates Jhutch's nose as much as you hate her. OH SNAP.
Me: Don't even joke about his nose...I'm already distraught enough!!!!!! If I find out shes responsible I swear to god I WILL BE IN L.A. TOMORROW!
Kristin: WHAT IF HE TURNS INTO OWEN WILSON?!!
Me: Don't even....THAT IS NOT FUNNY KRISTIN.
Me: NOT FUCKING FUNNY >.<
Kristin: YOU YELLING AT ME ALMOST MADE ME SPIT OUT MY COFFEE, THAT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FUNNY AT ALL!
Me: Plus thats impossible...he's way too hot to EVER have that happen, even if his nose is a little off, HES STILL HOT
Kristin: JOSH OWENSON!
Me: STOP IT!!!!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY KRISTIN.....Even referencing that JHutch could EVER....EVER be that unnatractive is not only completely impossible but I'm pretty sure it's illegal
Kristin: Apparently, Leah is also upset at your finding. The more I laugh, the more she cries. VANSLUTWAGON MADE MY KID CRY, SHE IS GOING TO GET A FOOT IN HER PREPUBESCENT NOSE RUINING FACE.
Me: I'm none too pleased with YOU right now either....those were TERRIBLE things you said!
Kristin: I'M SORRY, I'm actually sad for him. I'd imagine that a broken nose is NOT fun
Me: Good....you should be, these are very trying times for all of us!